Item of the Week 05/02/2017


Topshop, £79



Item of the Week 03/11/2015

£75 Asos Curve

£75 Asos Curve

Rick Rolling

I know you must think I’m completely up Evans’ ass but I’m not. It’s just that there is no other UK retailer that compares. Until a veritable competitor emerges I’ll keep harping on about them and filling my wardrobe with their clothes because no other plus size high street brand gets me as amped. Sad but true. My latest Evans crush had me so captivated the instant I saw it, I had to silently close my eyes for a moment. I opened them and it was still there, in all its Rick Owens lookalike glory-

Yes it’s suede, yes it’s harder to clean than leather, yes it’s fairly light in colour and will show up dirt, yes it will cling to every single raindrop it encounters- yes, yes, yes, yes, yes I KNOW. But look me in the eye and tell me it’s not a bad mother- (shut your mouth!)

Jacket- £125, Evans

Rick Owens images from

PS- While we’re on the subject of Big E, they have a 20% off everything promotion that starts immediately online and is operational in stores on Thursday and Friday. Offer ends at midnight on Friday. YAY!